I actually had a friend tell me that he wouldn't move to a tropical island for 2 reasons:
We actually have 2 satellite TV dishes so we can max out our football coverage for Rose and me but, April needs her cartoon fix as well.
The unfortunate thing about our satellite TV is that it can still pick up undesirable TV programs. Like: US news, The View, Kathi & Hoda, soap operas, and other worthless mind melting programs. But luckily we have an super easy fix for that. It's the 'OFF' switch. With 1 touch, the hypnotic series of flashing lights and sound are extinguished, and now we can enjoy Living in Paradise.
Who wants to go out and through the Nerf football in the pool?
Enjoy the Hilarious Adventures of my Move to the Philippines
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